Script

从前有一个洋葱, 他叫好笑洋葱
cóngqián yǒu yīgè yángcōng， tā jiào hǎoxiào yángcōng

Once upon a time there was an onion called funny onion

他很想让人们笑
tā hěnxiǎng ràng rénmen xiào

He wanted to make people laugh

但是他总是让人们哭
dànshì tā zǒngshì ràng rénmen kū

But he always makes people cry

因为他是一个洋葱
yīnwèi tā shì yīgè yángcōng

Because he is an onion

他问一个西红柿
tā wèn yīgè xīhóngshì

He asked a tomato

怎么样才能让人们笑
zěnmeyàng cáinéng ràng rénmen xiào

How can he make people laugh?

西红柿说戴一个好笑的帽子
xīhóngshì shuō dài yīgè hǎoxiào de màozi

The tomato said to wear a funny hat

但是人们还是哭了
dànshì rénmen háishi kū le

But people still cried

他见到一个香蕉，
tā jiàndào yīgè xiāngjiāo,

He saw a banana,

香蕉说
xiāngjiāo shuō

The banana said

穿一双好笑的鞋子
chuān yì shuāng hǎoxiào de xiézi

Wear a funny pair of shoes

但是人们还是哭了
dànshì rénmen háishi kū le

But people still cried

最后一个菠萝对他说
zuìhòu yīgè bōluó duì tā shuō

Finally a pineapple said to him

做一个好笑的事情
zuò yīgè hǎoxiào de shìqing

Do a funny thing

好笑洋葱做了一个好笑的事情
hǎoxiào yángcōng zuò le yīgè hǎoxiào de shìqing

The funny onion did a funny thing

所有人都笑了, 他们一直笑,一直笑
suǒyǒurén dōu xiào le， tāmen yìzhí xiào， yìzhí xiào，

Everyone laughed and they laughed and laughed

一直笑
yìzhí xiào

and laughed